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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear. A sleepy owl framed by stacked books and the line “Read or Sleep? Apparently Neither.” sits on the chest—whimsical and quietly honest. The heavyweight cotton holds the print’s vintage tones while the soft dye and tubular knit give the shirt a broken-in texture that invites you to curl up with a novel, linger over late-night pages, or wear to a cozy book club meet-up. Sized generously and available in many colors, it settles into your rotation as the go-to layer for slow mornings, library runs, and evenings spent reading by lamplight.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable softness
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Read or Sleep? Apparently Neither T-shirt | Bookworm Owl Illustration
£29.99
Printed in the UK
Dispatched in 2-3 days
Easy 30-day returns
Stanley/Stella STTU169 · All measurements in inches · Printed in the UK
Please note: measurements may vary by ±1 in (2.5 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances. True to size — for an oversized look, size up by one.
XS — Width 18.7" · Length 25.6" · Sleeve 8.3"
S — Width 19.5" · Length 27.2" · Sleeve 8.9"
M — Width 21.1" · Length 28.7" · Sleeve 9.5"
L — Width 22.2" · Length 29.5" · Sleeve 9.7"
XL — Width 23.4" · Length 30.3" · Sleeve 9.8"
2XL — Width 25.0" · Length 31.9" · Sleeve 10.2"
3XL — Width 26.6" · Length 32.7" · Sleeve 10.2"
4XL — Width 28.5" · Length 33.1" · Sleeve 10.2"
5XL — Width 30.5" · Length 33.1" · Sleeve 10.2"
All measurements are in inches.
Product Features
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) with a regular fit
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on wear and returns to shape
- Self-fabric shoulder and neck tape plus double-needle hems for durability
- Tear-away label; meets EU REACH requirements
- Unisex fit — true to size
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean